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Queen
—Somebody To Love (1991 Bonus Remix By Randy Badazz)
Somebody to Love - Queen
The Friendship Test
How I plan to evaluate my friendships from now on:
1) Make plans with them to meet me at my place at least a couple days, but no more than a week, in advance.
2) Immediately prior to their arrival, aggressively tussle my hair and redden my cheeks.
3) When they knock, open the door just enough to stick my head out.
4) Seem confused upon seeing them, so that they mention to me that we had plans.
5) Say: “Right, um…well, the thing is, oh God this is embarrassing…I’m not exactly…alone in here.”
If they buy it and begin to leave, they clearly don’t know me at all and our friendship has thus far failed.
IT HAPPENED ONCE, JON! I was going to goddamn high five you later and shit. I was confused but proud! >.>
I… am an apologist.
As in I apologize all too much. Not for any group of people, especially not a religion, those kind of apologists bug the ever loving hell out of me.
I’m sorry for apologizing too much.
Shit, sorry.
Shit!
(sorry)
…but…he’s… *SOB*
(Source: birdstump, via thesametoaster)
THANK YOU!
And you thought your job makes you feel inadequate.
(Source: nothingbuthappythoughts, via meetnoodle)
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.
—Madalyn Murray O’Hair (via fuckyeahreligionpigeon)
The problem with Skype is that, by the time I think to open it up and chat with people, 90% of the time I’m ready for bed in my underwear.
No, sorry, can’t video chat. Why? Uh. Death in the family.
I experienced this recently. It was literally an hour. Went by way too fast.
Math is pure. Unicorns are personified purity. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
Two people corrected my last post.
I deliberately chose to keep it the way it was. Perhaps I should have added [sic] to it.
I always reblog this picture when I see it on my dash because, although a simple picture, I believe it to be one of the most beautiful things.
Just that people could hold so many memories on this old, worn out mattress which is not of beauty but could have had something as beautiful as falling in love happen on it.its a mattress
its a mattress
(via meetnoodle)
