Trivialize, trivialize, trivialize. Fuck that shit.
I’m getting my hair did. 😘
I believe you misspelled “hurr”
Fuck. You. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Word of advice, never listen to Blue October when you’re in an emotional state. It’ll make you feel crazy.
Let’s take a moment to talk about this. I mean, because first off, “Tell cars not to hit kids.” Well, yeah, we do that all the fucking time, idiot. Ever seen signs like these?
We have classes and signs and laws about it, and people are constantly reminded. So your argument only works if we put up signs everywhere reminding assholes not to rape. But you’d rather talk about how rape victims have it coming to them.
But the dumbest part of this crap? Roads exist for cars to drive on. Children need to be careful to cross the street because they’re entering into an environment that exists specifically for something that is dangerous to them. The only way this shit is a valid comparison is if you think that bars, parties, and the world in general exists specifically for men to have sex with women. And I gotta break it to the guys who support this stupidity- your dicks are not that important. So knock off this bullshit and stop excusing rapists.
Sarah Palin and others protest the revoking of Duck Dynasty star's First Amendment rights to be on a TV show · The A.V. Club
This is so brilliant, and so biting, I had to double check to confirm that it wasn’t satire:
Yesterday A&E was dismayed to discover that Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson had espoused the sort of ignorance it had hoped would remain safely locked away somewhere, in the surely hours upon hours of unused footage left after producers cut around him espousing the fun kind of ignorance, which A&E has ridden to such ratings success. But in light of Robertson’s views on the unholy illogicality of gays and buttholes, of which A&E now realizes it was largely aware, the network has been forced to suspend Robertson indefinitely from the show. “We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson’s comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the series Duck Dynasty,” said the network, which has prided itself on always taking care to ensure its hit show only reflects the kind of backwardness that doesn’t draw the condemnation of GLAAD.
Anyway, as you might have predicted the second a “real folk” TV star invoked Jesus, before implicitly linking homosexuality to bestiality and terrorism, Robertson’s suspension has already garnered a lot of vocal support from conservative and Christian groups, who have called upon other “real folk” to stand up for the rights of their fellow, salt-of-the-earth, reality TV show millionaire, which are being so unfairly trammeled by the cable network that will nevertheless continue to stoke his family’s fame and fortune.
Bolding is mine. Please, go to the AV Club and read the rest.
Aaaaand this is why I could never bring myself to watch the show.